Well hello! Always good to see a citizen about in here. Have a seat, have some tea, have some cake even, but do please sit down first.

Comfortable? Good. :)=

Now, what does the Mayor of FC actually do? After all, it's a virtual city of some millions, and should never have any worries about plumbing and sewerage.

Basically I help orientate people. If you're lost in the city, and need information about how to get to someplace, or find someone, you may come to me. Or, if you want help with specific things, like your page, you can come to me also.

Before you rush to your mailer though, please note these two addresses. They lead to FC Support and FC Abuse, two very important places in Fortunecity which may come in handy at some point of your stay here.

FC Abuse handles site deletions of the nasty sort. Yes, Fortunecity does get its share of bad apples. Please make sure your site meets FC's regulations to prevent it from being deleted. If you know of a site or citizen that promotes hate, bigotry, porn, warez or some other karmically destructive activity on FC, you may report it to [email protected] for investigation.

FC Support is here to handle all of your technical needs. If your FC banner starts misbehaving,  or your FC site has a technical problem, they're the people to call. You can reach Support at [email protected]

You may also want to go to my Ministerial page (I'm an Advisor for the Village, FC) for answers to basic questions, like the FC FAQs. 

How to reach me? Try dropping me a line at [email protected]

So what have I been up to since I became Mayor in October '99? For that, please turn to the next page by clicking the graphic below.